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 Saas Bahu Adult Jokes

Saas Bahu se - Beti, Ab Ek Pota de do hame

Bahu saas se - Bas 1 Hi !!!! 

  Tera Beta To Roj Mujhe Aise Chodta Hain Jaise 'Bal Diwas' Ki Rally Meri Choot se Hi Niklegi :-)

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Woh Maangti thi, Main deta na tha  
500 Ka Note aur Dirty Mind 

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 Funny 14 and 15

 Madam Ne English Period Mein Munni Se Puchha,
Madam: 'Translate This Sentence In Hindi - Pappu Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees'
Munni Sharmate Hue: 'Mam, Pappu Ne Mujhe Choda Aur Pandra Rupaye Diye'.

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 Difference Between Boot & Choot

Question - What Is Difference Between A BOOT (Shoes) & CHOOT.?
Zabardast Answer -
BOOT Accepts Only ONE Size, Whereas CHOOT Accepts ALL Sizes..

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   Saat Doston ki Suhagraat ki kahani

Saat Doston Ki Suhagraat Ke Agle Din, Vo Apni Apni Wife Ke Bare Mein Baatein Share Kar Rahe Thhe
1st Bola: “Meri Biwi To 1110, Jese Marzi Usse Karo”
2nd Bola: “Meri Biwi 3310 Nikli, 36 Saal Ka Purana Model”
3rd Bola: “Meri Biwi N95, Zara Pyar Se Chalana Padta Hai”
4th Bola: “Meri Biwi To Blackberry Hai, Got Everything But Complicated”
5th Bola: “Meri Biwi Double Sim Hai Kabhi Aage Dalo Kabi Peechey”
6th Bola: “Meri Biwi Saali China Ka Mobile Nikli, Pehli Raat Main Choot Phat Gayi”
7th Bechara Rote Hue Bola: “Oye Yaro Main To Lut Gaya, Barbaad Ho Gaya Mera Set Khula Hua Nikla“.

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 Kehli khayi Patni ka Adult Jokes

Suhag Raat Ke Din Pati Apni Patni pe Rob Dalne Ke Liye Bola.

Pati: “Bolo Tume Chand Ki Sair Karvau Ya Taaron Ki?”

Patni Bhi Kheli Khayi Thi Sun Ke Boli

Patni: “Pahle Rocket To Dekh Loon Baad Mein Decide Karungi“.

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 GIRLS put makeup, lots of creams , sexy perfumes & they make the best hairstyle EVER.
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Finally guys look at them and say:
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BHENCHOD GAAND DEKH SAALI KI .... :p !

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Suhaagrat Ki Raat Ko Dulha-Dulhan Se Puchhta Hai.
Dulha: “Sach-Sach Bata Kabhi Kiya Hai Ki Nahi?”
Dulhan: “Nahi Jaanu, Kabhi Kiya Nahi, Bas Hamesha Karwaya Hai“

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Boy: Tu kitne baje uthti hai?

Girl: Apna koi time nahi hai. Jab dil kare so jaati hoon, aur jab dil kare uth jaati hoon

Boy: Naughty! Tu bilkul mere LODE pe gayi hai.. :D

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Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha
Teacher: “Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?”
Pappu: “Mam, Science Ki Wajah Se”
Teacher: “Wo Kaisi”
Pappu: “Kyunki Science Bhi Is Baat Ko Manti Hai Ki Khane Peene Ki Cheezo Ko Dhakk Kar Rakhna Chahiye“.

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Class Mein Ek Nayi Ladki Aayi To Pappu Ka Tharki Mann Mein Usko Patane Ka Khayal Aya
Vo Us Ladki Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola
Pappu: “Agar Tum 1 Minute Mein Apna Weight 500grams Kam Kar Do To, Tum Bahut Hi Jyada Sunder Aur Sexy Lagogi, Aur Main Tumhe Pyar Bhi Karunga”
Ladki Khush Hoke Boli: “Achha, Iske Liye Mujhe Kya Karna Hoga?”
Pappu: “Bas Apne Kapde Utaar Do“

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