Double Meaning Best Jokes & SMS

 Choot On Product

Choot Choot Choot Choot Choot Choot Choot Choot Choot Choot Choot Choot
Ab Vim Bar Ke Bade Pack Pe 3 Rupaye Ki Choot,
You Dirty Mind, Kya Soch Rahe Thhe.
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 Woh Maangti thi , Main Deta na Tha

Woh Mangti Thi Mein Deta Na Tha, Jawaab Uske Kisi Bhi Sawaal Ka.
Ek Din Uss Ne Manga To Khara Ho Gya, Rongata Rongata Meray Jazbat Ka
Ek Din Wo Boli Peeche Se Nahi Age Se Karo, Tum Deedar Mere Husn-E-Shabaab Ka
Bada Dard Hota Hai Jab Ander Jaata Hai, Kaano Mein Ik Ik Lafz Mere Yaar Ka.
Fir Mene Pyar Se Diya To Choot Gaya Haath Se Mere Laal Phool Gulaab Ka
Uss Ne Kaha Ke Kar Lo Mager Kisi Ko Na Batana Bus Chupa Rahe Yeh Afsaana Hamare Pyar Ka

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  500 ka note and dirty mind

Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Puchha
Pappu: “Ek 6 Inch Ki Cheez Hai Jisko Hath Mein Pakadte Hi Ajeeb Sa Ehsas Hone Lagta Hai Us Cheez Ka Naam Batao?”
Ladki Sharam Ke maare: “Chhiii, Kitne Besharam Ho Tum.”
Pappu: “Are Main To 500 Rupye Ke Note Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha, Tumhara To Dimaag Hi Ganda Hai.”

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Waqt kehta hai mujhe gawa mat,
Dil kehta hai mujhe laga mat,
Pyar kehta hai mujhe aazma mat,
Aur aaj: kal ki girlfriend kehti hai..
Daal… Chutiye ghabra mat!

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1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai.
Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Miss: So Sweet!
Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun.
Miss: Wo Kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen,
Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!
Bacha:
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Tution Parhne K Liye..

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1 Larka, 1 Larki
AHA



Adhi Rat Ko
OHO



Jungle Me,
WAWAH



Jhari K Peche
OYE



Sab Se Chup K
UFF



Ek Dujey K Sath
HAWW






Aam Kha Rahe Thay
FITAY MU.
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15 Augast Ko Guzri Hui 1 Sachi Ghatna.
7 Saal Ki Bachi Ko Us Ke Baap Or Bhai Ne Lekar Bhut Buri Tarha Se Usko Zabardasti..









School Me Admission Krwaya.

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16 Saal
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25 Saal
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36 Saal
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Kia Samjhe?



Hamesha Ghalat Hi Sochna


Zyada SMS Parhoge To Itna Bara Chashma Lagega!!!

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5 Inch Ka Hai
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Size Normal Hai
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Mazboot Hai
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Ziada Mota Bi Nahi Hai
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2 Larkian Dekh Chuki Hain
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Lena Hai To Bolo
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Mera NOKIA N96.

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A Dad Went To School To Get Son?S Report Card.

Busy Madam: Abhi Nahi.

Dad: Mera Boht Mood Tha Abhi Sab Dekh Leta.

Madam: Main Sab Dikha Dongi Per Abhi Nahi.

Dad: Tou Phir Kab Aon Mein?

Madam: Mere Periods Khatam Hone Ke Baad. 

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