Top 10 Dirty Jokes & 18 + Adult SMS

Andheri Raat main SEx ka Maza 

Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Raat Ko Jungle Mein Sex Kar Rahe Hote Hai.
Ladki Ko Maja Dene Ke Liye Ladka Uski Choot Ko Chatne Lag Gaya.
15 Minute Baad Ladka Bola: “Agar Torch Hoti To Mazza Aa Jata”
Ladki Boli: “Mujhe Bhi, Kyun Ki 15 Minutes Se Tum Ghass Hi Chaat Rahe Ho“

Most Popular Top 10 Best Romatic Jokes & SMS

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 Jinke Pass hai Wo haath main leke Hilate hain

 ‘Jinke paas hai…
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai…
woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai
BOLO KYA?
Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH’

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 Chuss Chuss Dirty Double Meaning SMS

Chooss Chooss Chooss
Maze Le Le Kar Chooss
Bari Bari Ek Ek Kar Ke Chooss
Ya Dono Ko Ek Saath Chooss
Masal Masal Ke Choos
Kyon Kay
Kahin Aamon (Mango) Ka Season Khatam Na Ho Jaye.

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 MainForce Condom Sabudaana Flavored

Kya Aap Bhi Pareshan Hai Ese Dialogs Se
“Aaj Nahi, Aaj To Mera Vrat Hai”
Gabraye Nahi, Ab Aise Dino Ke Liye Jaldi Hi Aa Raha Hai
Manforce Condom In Sabudana Flavor,
Only For Fasting Days,
Ab Upvas Bhi Hoga Khaas.

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Use halke haath se chuo.
Ab ungli undar dalo.
Agar hole bada hoto teen ungli b daal sakte hai.
Ab upar niche ragdo.
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Is tarah hota hai glass saaf.

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BOY=Pura Aa Gya?
GIRL=Ha

B=Fas To Nhi
Raha?
G=Nhi

B=Ek Bar Or DaL Du?
G=Ok

B=Ab Kesa Laga?
G=Aha
Maza Aa Gya

B=Ok..
Madam ka SANDEL Pack Kar Do..

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"Sholay Film Mein Sabse Badi Tragedy
Kya Thhi?"
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Answer: "Pehle To Gabbar Ne
Thakkur Ki Biwi Maar Di Aur Phir Bechhare
Ke Haath Bhi Kaat Diye"

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1 Ladki Chai bnani thi
Lekin uske pas dudh nahi tha,

Phir usne apne kapde uttare
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Or Dusre kapde pehan kr dudh lene chali gyi.
Apni Soch ko badlo Kmino.

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